Our lawyers say we need this, so listen up folks! This is the privacy policy for all you punks out there who love our shit and want to know how we handle your personal information. We take your privacy seriously, but we ain’t no corporate sellouts, so we’ll explain it in a way that even your grandma can understand.

First things first, we don’t collect any personal information from you unless you willingly give it to us. So, if you fill out a contact form and tell us your name, we’ll remember it, but we won’t write it down anywhere. We don’t need your phone number or social security number, and we don’t want it either. We want you to enjoy our shows and stuff and be a part of our community.

However, we do use cookies on our website. Now, we’re not talking about the delicious kind that your grandma bakes, we’re talking about the digital kind that helps us track how many people are visiting our site and what they’re interested in. This helps us improve our website and make it more user-friendly. But don’t worry, we don’t track your individual information or sell it to any corporations. We’re not about that shit. 

Now, if you decide to sign up for our newsletter or become a member of our fan club, we will collect your email address. This is so we can keep you up to date on all our latest news and stuff. We won’t spam you, and we won’t share your email with anyone else. We’re not trying to make a quick buck.

Lastly, if you decide to purchase any of our merch, we will need your shipping address and payment information. We won’t share this information with anyone else, and we’ll only use it to fulfill your order. We don’t store your payment information on our website, because we don’t want to be responsible for any shady hackers getting their hands on it.

In summary, we respect your privacy and we’re not interested in your personal information unless you want to give it to us. We don’t share your information with anyone else, and we don’t track your individual activity on our website.  Thanks for your support, and we’ll see you in the pit!